hi im reed im punk and i have 0 feelings ☆

your failure to understand that there are things much worse than death has always been your greatest weakness

Me and my gf
Me: babe you know I don't like it when you smoke
Her: that me metaphor


*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it


That suggests that what you fear most of all is fear itself. This is very wise.

For my beautiful Becky. Happy Birthday, I wish for you a great, wonderful year, my love. Love you so much!